An in flight memo to Airline Captain

[Guest john]

8 year old Johnny was having his 1st long distance flight with his mother on a 747 Jumbo. Throughout this flight there was a lot of air turbulance which made mother & Johnny very uncomfortable & scared, which prompted mother to have Johnny send a hand written note to the Captain during the flight which read as follows:

 

My name is Johnny & I am 8 years old. This is my 1st flight on a Jumbo 747 & mum & I are really scared with the way you are flying this plane with all the ups & downs you are doing with this plane.

 

My mum says that the hostesses are nice, but I don't think that you really know how to fly this plane so don't bugger up the landing.