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Whilst watching Eddie McGuire on Who Wants to be a Millionaire recently on TV, in my shed away from the "trouble & strife" whilst she was watching her programs on her TV in the house, I thought that the old girl was as the old saying goes "better than the devil you know than the 1 you don't".

 

During the program Eddie had a real hot blonde contestant on the program which would instantly raise the level of any real mans testosterone, which prompted me after the show ended to go inside & ask the significant other if she wanted to go upstairs. She who must be obeyed responded with an emphatic "NO". I asked the old girl if that was her final answer & she said "YES" .

 

I then asked her if she would mind if I phoned a friend. 012_thumb_up.gif.cb3bc51429685855e5e23c55d661406e.gif

 

 

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And that's when the fight started.......

 

 

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And that's when the fight started.......

My wife walked into the loungeroom and asked me what was on TV to which I replied "Dust" ......

 

And that's when the fight started.......

 

 

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Cam home from work and the wife was stretched out on the lounge, naked. There was soft music. There were candles. Can you believe that - Candles!

 

I looked at her and said "What is this?"

 

She purred "Its my love dress darling"

 

I said "Needs ironing, whats for dinner?"

 

And thats when the fight started........

 

 

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My wife asked me if I would like a romantic weekend away. Being the good husband I am I replied, "No I would rather spend it with you." and that's when the fight started.

 

 

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So I was out on my usual pub night last night and I got home just 5 minutes late and feeling a bit amorous went straight up to the missus in the kitchen, slapped her on the ass and said "your next".

 

I don't understand getting hit on the head with a pan for being just 5 minutes late??

 

 

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Since my wife left, I started drinking heavily, bought a motorbike, and shagged two women.

 

Jeez she's going to be pissed off when she gets home from work.

 

 

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Since my wife left, I started drinking heavily, bought a motorbike, and shagged two women.

You had a winner without the punchline Mate! 004_oh_yeah.gif.82b3078adb230b2d9519fd79c5873d7f.gif

 

 

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