Notable Useless Quotes & their Authors

[Guest john]

1. Lust is what makes you keep wanting to do it, even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you keep wanting to be with each other, even when you have no desire to do it. Judith Vioret.

 

2. I've been to f---ing busy, & vice versa. Dorothy Parker.

 

3. The 2 greatest highway menaces are drivers under 25 going over 65 & drivers over 65 going under 25. Anonymous

 

4. I don't suffer fools , & I like to see fools suffer. Florence King.

 

5. 40 is the old age of youth, 50 is the youth of old age. Victor Hugo.

 

6. To a women the first kiss is the end of the beginning, to a man it is the beginning of the end. Helen Rowland.

 

7. Before marriage a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage she has to hold him to make love to him. Marilyn Monroe.

 

8.Its probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. Lyndon B Johnson.

 

9. Your lifetime of experience may become their experience of a lifetime. ( Slogan urging senior citizens to mentor young people)

 

10.If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. National Rifle Assoc.

 

11.If you suspect a man don't employ him, & if yo do employ him, don't suspect him. Chinese Proverb.

 

12. Some people lie when they tell the truth. I tell the truth lying. Mark Twain.

 

13.I know the nature of women, when you want to, they don't want to, & when you don't want to they want to do it exceedingly. Terence.

 

14. Someone once remarked that in adolescence pornography is a substitute for sex, whereas in adulthood sex is a substitute for pornography. Edmund White.

 

15. When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute, & its longer than an hour. Anonymous.

 

16. Some of the guards came out & they said, "Why did you beak our windows, We have done nothing". She said "It is because you have done nothing I have broken your windows" Emmerline Pankburst.

 

17. It is not in my interest to pay the principal, nor is it my principle to pay the interest. Richard Sheridan

 

 

 

[ayavner]

#16 has been attributed to Albert Einstein.

 

 

[Yenn]

Who is Emmerline Pankburst. Maybe a suffragette?

 

 

[damkia]

"15. When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a toilet for a minute, & its longer than an hour. Anonymous."

 

Fixed...

 

 

[johnm]

8.Its probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. Lyndon B Johnson.

 

What was LBJ thinking here ! - is this a Kevin R and Julia G type of comment ?

 

 

[facthunter]

I think it relates to having someone on board rather than outside doing things that don't help so your question may be right. Nev