Another Blonde story...

[Old Koreelah]

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this

 

congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is

 

a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am

 

embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who

 

said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

 

No one moved.

 

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this

 

is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will

 

feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

 

Again, all was quiet.

 

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a

 

runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice

 

quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

 

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple

 

of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

 

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation

 

roared.

 

 

[Guest john]

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in thiscongregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is

a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am

 

embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who

 

said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

 

No one moved.

 

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this

 

is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will

 

feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

 

Again, all was quiet.

 

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a

 

runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice

 

quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.

 

I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple

 

of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

 

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation

 

roared.

Was the Preachers name Jimmy Swaggart

 

 

[Old Koreelah]

Was the Preachers name Jimmy Swaggart

Substitute just about any brash, touting televangalist...