I've had THREE wives. . . .

[Phil Perry]

I've actually been married THREE times,. . .the first Wife died from Mushroom poisoning,. . . the second Wife also died from mushroom poisoning. . . the THIRD Wife,. . .fell down the stairs. . . ( She just refused to eat the bloody mushrooms ! )

 

 

[Guest john]

I've actually been married THREE times,. . .the first Wife died from Mushroom poisoning,. . . the second Wife also died from mushroom poisoning. . . the THIRD Wife,. . .fell down the stairs. . . ( She just refused to eat the bloody mushrooms ! )

Are you going to be a glutten for punishment & go for the 4th, with better luck next time.

 

 

[facthunter]

I presume they were wealthy? Famous French poisoners of the female variety did well out of such practices. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Phil, you're a real fungi.

 

 

[facthunter]

Better than being a Toad's tool. Nev

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Better than being a Toad's tool. Nev

Nev,. . . is that a variant on the story about the Good Fairy being pregnant,. . .? Apparently,. . . . she sat on a toadstool. . . . .

 

 

[Yenn]

I thought the required number of wives was 17. For richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, plus the original.