More Giggles from Phil. . . .

[Phil Perry]

Question in a pub Quiz. . . .

 

"What's the difference between a JCB excavator and a Giraffe ? "

 

Answer - one has HYDRAULICS,. . . . . THE OTHER HAS HYBAULICKS.

 

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Is Romance still alive?

 

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

 

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

 

 

 

She texted:If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

 

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

 

If you are eating, send me a bite.

 

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

 

If you are crying, send me your tears.

 

I love you.

 

 

 

The husband,. . . being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

 

I'm on the toilet. . . . .Please advise.

 

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What's the difference between a REALLY BAD marksman,. . . . .

 

and a Barn Owl ??

 

One of them SHOOTS but Can't HIT.