Guest john Posted July 9, 2013 Posted July 9, 2013 In the beginning, God created the earth & rested. Then God created Man & rested. Then God created Woman & rested. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Here endeth the lesson.
Galpin Posted July 10, 2013 Posted July 10, 2013 In the beginning, God created the earth & rested.Then God created Man & rested. Then God created Woman & rested. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Here endeth the lesson. Some may think that funny. A reminder for you, "The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.' " Reference is in Psalm 14:1. 1 1
Guernsey Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 Whilst some may think it is not funny, John is not a fool as he is admitting that there is a God. God also made us in his own image so he has a sense of humour and it states in the Bible that a merry heart doeth good like a medicine. His smilie is also a tongue in cheek. Alan. 1
metalman Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 Of course God has a sense of humour, how else would you explain the pressure release valve making such a ridiculous noise!
Old Koreelah Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 God also made us in his own image... ...and we sure returned the compliment.
Guernsey Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 Of course God has a sense of humour, how else would you explain the pressure release valve making such a ridiculous noise! It is a low frequency sound (travels longer distances) and is an advance warning system. . Alan. 1
dazza 38 Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 In the beginning, God created the earth & rested.Then God created Man & rested. Then God created Woman & rested. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Here endeth the lesson. The earth was created 4.55 million years ago when a Star became a super nova and exploded. Apparently the bible says the earth was created 6000 years ago. I say apparently because I don't read Fiction books. Aboriginals have been in Australia for around 40 000 years. So that blows the theory that the earth was created by god 6000 years ago out of the water.
Bubbleboy Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 God didnt make me!...apparently my daddy got drunk and it was his birthday. 2
dazza 38 Posted July 11, 2013 Posted July 11, 2013 I also know that Santa Claus isn't real. Easter Bunny told me.
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