Tax Time Again & the Tax Man

[Guest john]

Since this is tax time again, the Tax Office sent a tax inspector to inspect the the accounting records at the local synagogue, due to several unusual claims & expenses.

 

While the Tax Inspector was auditing the books at the synagogue, he compiled a series of questions for the Rabbi to address as follows:

 

Tax Inspector: I notice you have bought a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle droppings?

 

Rabbi:We save them & send them back to the candle makers & every now & then they send us a free box of candles.

 

Tax Inspector: I notice you have a lot of biscuit purchases, what do you do with the crumbs?

 

Rabbi: We collect them & send them back to the biscuit manufacturers & every now & then, they send us free boxes of holy biscuits for communion purposes.

 

Tax Inspector: Well Rabbi what do you do with the foreskins from all of the circumcisions that you are claiming expenses for?

 

Rabbi: What we do is save up all of the foreskins & then send them to the Tax Office & occasionally they send us a complete"DICK" like you.