Wedded Bliss

[Guest john]

A young married couple were returning from their short lived honeymoon on a direct flight from Hawaii. Upon landing in Sydney, they were driving home along the country road to their dwelling not saying a word to each other due to a breakdown over their sexual differences during the honeymoon which was a disaster.

 

As they were passing a farmhouse, there were some goats, mules & pigs near the farmhouse. To break the deafening silence between the 2 the husband asked his wife sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?". "Yes" the wife replied, "their my in laws".

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Ooooooooh..good one darling !!...............

 

 

[PA.]

I took my wife to a look at a new home village. I asked her if she would like to live here to which she replied, yes. So I left her there.