PIG.

[Phil Perry]

I was minding my own business, cruising around the Welsh hills in my old post office van, . . dunno if they had the old "Commer" van in OZ, they had sliding doors on the driver and passenger sides which could be held in the open position with a handy lever. . . . . very nice on a hot day . .

 

The road was very winding, and suddenly a lady driver appeared around a bend, in the opposite direction and yelled, "PIG - PIG - PIG" she screamed. . . . ? I took immediate umbrage ( as you do. . .) and shouted "Aw shuddup yer stupid woman ! "

 

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Then,. . around the next bend,. . .

 

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I ran over a pig.

 

 

[Guernsey]

I thought you were going to say that the pig jumped through one door then out of the other Oink Oink.

 

Alan.

 

 

[Phil Perry]

What ? the Missus ?. . . No,. . . .she stayed in the van with her seatbelt on. . . . .