The Gutless Fishing Inspector

[Guest john]

This husband & wife enjoyed weekends away at their favourite holiday shack & they enjoyed their time alone whereby the husband loved fishing & the wife enjoyed reading romantic novels.

 

One morning the husband went out fishing early & by midmorning he hadn't caught any fish, so decided to return to the shack & rest. The wife decided to let her husband have some peace & quiet alone in the shack whilst she took the boat out onto the lake to read her novel. She rows out a short distance & drops the anchor & starts peacefully reading her novel.

 

Shortly after the fishing inspector comes along & pulls up in his boat alongside the wifes boat. He then says to her. "Good morning madam, what are you doing". She responds by telling him that she is reading a novel.

 

The fishing inspector told the woman "You're in a restricted fishing area". The woman responded again that she wasn't fishing but reading a novel.

 

"Yes" the fishing inspector stated, but you have all the required fishing gear in the boat, therefore I'll have to give you an on the spot fine".

 

The woman then told the fishing inspector that if you give me an on the spot fine, I'll make a complaint to the Police that you sexually assaulted me"

 

The fishing inspector then said to the woman, "But I havn't even touched you"

 

"Thats right said the woman, but you have all the right equipment to sexually assault & rape me & for all I know you could start any moment."

 

The spineless fishing inspector then said to the women " Have a nice day" & he pissed off.