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An attractive young single lady who took up residence in a new neighbourhood & started a vegetable garden in her front yard, had trouble growing a tomatoe crop. One day whilst walking back home from the local shops she observed a nearby neighbouring gentleman working in his front vegetable garden tending to his crop of large red tomatoes.

 

The lady stopped & asked the gentleman, "How do you get your tomatoes to grow so large & red"?

 

The gentleman responded by stating that, "Twice a week I stand in front of my vegetable garden in my birthday suit & expose myself & my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much".

 

The young lady was so impressed she decided to try the same procedure to see if her tomatoe crop would improve, so twice a week she would strip off & stand naked in her front vegetable garden hoping for a crop of large red tomatoes.

 

A couple of weeks later the neighbouring gentleman was walking past the young ladies house & observed her sitting on a stool in front of her tomatoe crop & she was in the nude.

 

He stopped & asked the lady how her tomatoe crop was coming along & were the tomatoes turning red?

 

She replied "No, but for some unknown reason my cucumbers have grown to an enormous size". 009_happy.gif.56d1e13d4ca35a447ad034f1ecf7aa58.gif

 

 

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