Guest john Posted July 14, 2013 Posted July 14, 2013 An attractive young single lady who took up residence in a new neighbourhood & started a vegetable garden in her front yard, had trouble growing a tomatoe crop. One day whilst walking back home from the local shops she observed a nearby neighbouring gentleman working in his front vegetable garden tending to his crop of large red tomatoes. The lady stopped & asked the gentleman, "How do you get your tomatoes to grow so large & red"? The gentleman responded by stating that, "Twice a week I stand in front of my vegetable garden in my birthday suit & expose myself & my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much". The young lady was so impressed she decided to try the same procedure to see if her tomatoe crop would improve, so twice a week she would strip off & stand naked in her front vegetable garden hoping for a crop of large red tomatoes. A couple of weeks later the neighbouring gentleman was walking past the young ladies house & observed her sitting on a stool in front of her tomatoe crop & she was in the nude. He stopped & asked the lady how her tomatoe crop was coming along & were the tomatoes turning red? She replied "No, but for some unknown reason my cucumbers have grown to an enormous size".
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