Don't Prolong the Agony Darling

[Guest john]

The husband was at deaths door on his hospital bed, with his long suffering wife by his side. The husband was trying to mutter some last words to his dear wife before passing on from this planet, & he muttered the following words : " I must tell you something darling "

 

The wife replied: "Its all right love , just rest your weary voice".

 

When the dying husband regained his breath he said: "Sweetie I have cheated on you several times over the years , with your twin sister, the lovely lady next door & your aunt. Will you please forgive me in this final hour".

 

The wife replied: " Sssshhh, I have known all along about these infidelites, just relax & let the poison do its job, it won't be much longer & you will be free of your guilt & misery".