Ther Apologetic Wife

[Guest john]

After the husband & wife retired to bed for the evening, the husband thought to himself it would be a good idea to engage in some pleasure before going to sleep, & so he snuggled up to his wife & started massaging her back.

 

The wife turned over & said "I'm sorry honey, not tonight because I have an appointment tomorrow at the Gynaecologist & I want to stay fresh & clean."

 

The husband was most disappointed to be rejected, however he thought he would cunningly try another tactic for some oral sex instead, & asked his wife a short time later: "Do you have an appointment tomorrow with the Dentist after the Gynaecolgist"? & of course there was deafening silence thereafter that evening.

 

 

[PA.]