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1. He married a Miss Right, & found out later that her first name was Always.

 

2. Scientists have discovered a supplement in food that diminishes a womens sex drive . Its called a wedding cake.

 

3. Why do men die before their wives. Its because they want to.

 

4. The husband said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time". The wife responded by saying "God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me, & the reason God also made me stupid is so that I would be attracted to you". 096_tongue_in_cheek.gif.d94cd15a1277d7bcd941bb5f4b93139c.gif

 

 

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