More Daft jokes from the Cannock Flying Club. . . .

[Phil Perry]

SEX @ 79

 

 

 

 

 



I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex

 

 

 

 

 



at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Answering machine message,

 

 

 

 

 



"I am not available right now,

 

 

 

 

 



but thank you for caring enough to call.

 

 

 

 

 



I am making some changes in my life.

 

 

 

 

 



Please leave a message after the beep.

 

 

 

 

 



If I do not return your call,

 

 

 

 

 



you are one of the changes."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering . . .

 

 

 

 

 



and take without forgetting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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God made man before woman so as to give him time

 

 

 

 

 



to think of an answer for her first question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

 

 

 

 

 



but it keeps getting harder to find one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.