How to tell the gender of a fly

[nomadpete]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

 

 

 

 

 

This is the cleanest E-mail joke

 

I've come across in a long while!

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

 

husband stalking around with a fly swatter

 

 

 

'What are you doing?'

 

She asked.

 

 

 

'Hunting Flies'

 

He responded.

 

 

 

'Oh. ! Killing any?'

 

She asked.

 

 

 

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked.

 

'How can you tell them apart?'

 

He responded,

 

'3 were on a beer can,

 

2 were on the phone.'

 

 

 

 

[facthunter]

When they are not apart the top one is a boy. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

When they are not apart the top one is a boy. Nev

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Times have changed Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

When they are not apart the top one is a boy. Nev

Tell that to our geese!

 

 

[facthunter]

I'm only talking about insexts. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Is that flies that keep it in the family?

 

 

[facthunter]

louey and louise. from the Musca Domestica family. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Dirty buggers. They'd have to have been maggoted.

 

 

[PA.]

Quiet everybody, I think we are being bugged.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Is that flies that keep it in the family?

Milton and Bradley are pleased to announce their lkatest; "Incest, a game the whole family can play!".