Mathematical Differences

[Guest john]

Bill & Sue who were both 59 years of age had been married for 37 years, however for some time now they had been growing apart , & the final straw that broke the camels back came when Bill told Sue that he had met a 19 year old model who wanted to be with him.

 

Bill told Sue proudly that although he is 59 , he still felt that he had the stamina of a teenager of 19.

 

"Well, well well" replied Sue sarcastically, you're welcome to have whoever she is, because I've recently met a young man who happens to be aged 19 also, & who likes to be with mature aged women, & although I may be 59 years of age, I still have a body of a young women, so stuff you Bill & just remember this, 19 goes into 59 a lot more times that 59 goes into 19.

 

 

[facthunter]

You really are a very very terrible man Igor.. 19 doesn't go into 59 anyhow. You have to deal with "whole" numbers. nev

 

 

[planet47]

Maybe John meant they were both 57 cause 19 goes into 57 :-)

 

 

[Bubbleboy]

19 going in to 59 sounds like a dry argument to me!....

 

 

[facthunter]

Cause you know the old one about women getting distances wrong?. Nev

 

 

[rocket1172]

Aww you guys are killing me!

 

 

[cherk]

Cause you know the old one about women getting distances wrong?. Nev

?? not ....length!

 

 

[Cosmick]

Staying on topic -

 

http://www.livescience.com/37430-male-preference-younger-women-menopause.html

 

 

[PA.]

Menopause, natures birth control.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TFmz46Ez9I

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Staying on topic -http://www.livescience.com/37430-male-preference-younger-women-menopause.html

"As a result, men grew to prefer younger women because older women couldn't reproduce".

 

Yeah right, has nothing to do with younger woman being hotter, fitter, more active and generally more desireable (no disrespect meant, just facts of life).

 

Bloody University studies .. like the recent one that found the chances of a drunk woman wanting to have sex is higher than a sober one, gee, didn't know that

 

 

[PA.]

.Bloody University studies .. like the recent one that found the chances of a drunk woman wanting to have sex is higher than a sober one, gee, didn't know that

Note to self. Buy wine on the way home.

 

 

[planedriver]

You really are a very very terrible man Igor.. 19 doesn't go into 59 anyhow. You have to deal with "whole" numbers. nev

Bet they're both looking forward to next year!

 

 

[facthunter]

Good observation, Planey. I think alcohol was invented to enable ugly people to get some sex. Doesn't help them do justice to it though..

 

Do you know what Dingo Ugly means? General question. Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

Good observation, Planey. I think alcohol was invented to enable ugly people to get some sex. Doesn't help them do justice to it though..Do you know what Dingo Ugly means? General question. Nev

No Nev,

 

I'm waiting with baited breath to be enlightened by you, while the wine rack awaits a few donations from sympathisers:tongue in cheek:.

 

 

[facthunter]

Someone else should know. I will wait a while. If no one does, I will return. Nev

 

 

[Chird65]

Someone else should know. I will wait a while. If no one does, I will return. Nev

Same as Coyote ugly. One of the best quotes from the film of the same name.

 

 

[skeptic36]

When you wake up and the opposite sex is sleeping on your arm and you chew it off to get away without waking said opposite sex, similar to a dingo escaping a trap.

 

Now did you like the way I said that without offending anyone? No wait what about the gays.........

 

 

[facthunter]

Good try anyhow. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Do you know what Dingo Ugly means?

Not quite the same as Wombat ugly.

 

 

[facthunter]

I'll wait. Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

I'll wait. Nev

Redish hair, not to be trusted, may be stalking Adelaide looking for a feed now:bash:

Nah! I give up.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

You don't know what a Wombat does? Eats roots and leaves.

 

 

[M61A1]

You don't know what a Wombat does? Eats roots and leaves.

I've always known it as "eats roots, shoots and leaves"