Health Tip & other gems

[kgwilson]

If you can't afford a doctor go to an Airport. You'll get a free Xray, a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.

 

OMG I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.

 

Put politicians on the minimum wage and see how fast things change.

 

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one what's your plan?

 

If you love somebody, let them go. If they come back no one wanted them.

 

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by watching her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

 

I'm not old. I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise CrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK. I came to the conclusion, I am not old I'm Crispy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AVOCET]

:bounce:What have you been smokin??