Confuscious Say

[planedriver]

Viagra - is a bit like going to Disney Land.

 

A half-hour wait for a 3-minute ride.

 

Or?

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Yes plane driver ....but it's an E ticket ride isn't it !...................Maj...

 

 

[bexrbetter]

for a 3-minute ride.

Stop boasting.

 

 

[Deskpilot]

Only thing it did foe me was to give me 'the head-ache'. Literally.

 

 

[planedriver]

Only thing it did foe me was to give me 'the head-ache'. Literally.

Earplugs are pretty cheap these days Doug, then you don't have to put up with hearing the firemans plea "more hose, more hose", but I know how you feel mate

 

 

[planedriver]

Confuscious also say------------Pilot who flys without thorough pre-flight, is plane stupid.

 

 

[facthunter]

Man who go on camping holiday have naughty intent. Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

A drunken man's words are often a sober man's thoughts.

 

 

[cscotthendry]

Confuscious say:

 

Consider those who go round in circles

 

For they shall be called "Big Wheels".

 

 

[johnm]

Confuscious say:

 

'Sticks and stones will break my bones

 

............ but whips and chains excite me'

 

 

[rocket1172]

Man doing push ups in long grass, not necessarily doing push ups

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Man who go on camping holiday have naughty intent. Nev

Man and Girlfriend who fight while camping ends up too tense.

 

 

[Bryon]

Confucious say "Woman who fly plane upside down sure to have crack up"

 

 

[johnm]

Confucious say

 

'I am philosopher - not pilot'

 

 

[planedriver]

Man who flys Star Jet must have shallow pockets and too much spare time.