The Old & Bold Airline Captain

[Guest john]

William, the 80 year old retired airline captain was reminiscing about the good old days he experienced flying around the world & thought that because he did'nt have many good days left on this planet he would put on his captains uniform once more & go down to the airport for the final time to see how things have changed for better or worse.

 

Whilst he was seated in the terminal building admiring the various activities that were going on around him, a mature aged lady named Hilda strolled up to the old airline captain & sat beside him & soon after they started talking about their lifes experiences. One thing lead to another & Hilda said that in her younger days she use to be an airline hostess & she would frequently stay with the pilots of the aircraft when they were staying overnight & befriend them, as the pilots were looking for some female company & a little pleasure.

 

William then asked Hilda if she would like to come back to his flat for coffee & continue their reminiscing of the good old times.

 

After some coffee & biscuits at the old captains flat, he thought he would put the hard word on the old lady to which she said yes for a small remuneration , & soon they were both at it.

 

During their brief period of horizontal exercise, the old captain asked Hilda to describe his speed & performance in KNOTS which he explained to her is a common aeronautical term.

 

Hilda responded by telling William his performance could be described as 3 KNOTS.

 

William then asked Hilda, "Whats that supposed to mean", & Hilda replied:

 

1. You're KNOT hard.

 

2. You're KNOT in.

 

3. You're KNOT getting your money back.