Lifes Realities

[Guest john]

1. Marriage is the only way you get to sleep with the enemy.

 

2. Getting married is like getting into a hot bath tub, after you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

 

3.Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage, & marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

 

4. Try to make sense of this. Women wear fake wigs, fake nails, fake eyelashes, contact lenses, buy false breast enhancements, utilise botox to try to keep youthful, yet they want a real man.

 

5. Two people went around the neighbourhood door knocking so as to raise much needed funds for the local swimming pool being built & when they came to Mrs. Stingies place & asked her if she would donate to the community swimming pool being constructed, she gave them a bottle of water.