The Thoughtful Irishman

[Guest john]

Paddy was walking with his girlfriend to the local gymnasium to attend their class of regular weekly exercises with the Instructor & when they arrived at the gym, there was a notice on the door which read: Closed today.

 

So Paddy being a quick thinker said to his girlfriend lets go back to my flat & we will do some of our own exercises to keep fit. As they were walking home they came by the local Florist Shop & Paddy said to his girlfriend ,"You wait outside while I buy you a present".

 

Paddy went into the Florist Shop & said to the saleslady, "I would like to buy a bunch of nice flowers as a present for my girlfriend".

 

The saleslady looked at Paddy & said, "Certainly Sir, what is it your'e after?"

 

Paddy responded, "Some flowers in exchange for some horizontal exercise".