Eight thoughts to ponder!

[planedriver]

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

 

Number 8

 

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 7

 

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 6

 

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 5

 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

 

Number 4

 

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

 

Number 3

 

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 2

 

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

 

 

 

 

And The Number 1 Thought

 

 

 

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

- - - and as someone recently said to me:

 

 

 

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

 

 

[nomadpete]

Profound. Very profound.

 

 

[facthunter]

I was wondering where he found it. Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

Was it No.8 or possibly No.2, that you were most interested in Nev?

 

Kind Regards

 

Planey

 

 

[facthunter]

#8 Needs amending. Fact.... Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

 

I'm not knowledgeable enough to comment on #2 but it sounds logical historically.Nev

 

 

[planedriver]

Fortunately, I had a sheltered upbringing too, so can't comment on No2.

 

Hopefully No.8 has a slow progression.