Paddy goes to see the doctor. . . .

[Phil Perry]

Paddy goes to the surgery and says. . . "Doc, my back passage is hurting like heck, can you have a look please ?"

 

The doctor says " No problem Paddy, . . .drop your strides and I'll take a look."

 

The doctor notices a $20.00 note protruding from Paddy's back passage and pulls it out,. . .it is then followed by another, and another and another, then loads of tens and fives,.. . . until the surgery floor is covered with notes.

 

Paddy looks around and says, " good grief doc, can you count all that,. . . I havent got me glasses with me"

 

The doctor sighs and counts all the money. He finally stands up and says "Paddy, there's one thousand nine hundred and ninety five dollars altogether".

 

Paddy says, " aaaaahhhhhh doctor, that explains it then. . . sure and that's why I didn't feel too grand. . . . . . . . . ."

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Sheeeese Phil ..........thats a pretty bum joke................Maj...

 

 

[Guernsey]

An Irish Teller Machine.????

 

Alan.

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

No one has money up their bum. That's CRAP

 

 

[PA.]

Going through the change of life.

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

I cant see the Cents in it

 

 

[PA.]

Pass a buck.

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

With all the effort of passing the buck for no cents, Paddy must have been pooped

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Keep the change.

 

 

[facthunter]

Filthy lucre. Nev

 

 

[PA.]

Buck was Franc that he had a Yen to have Dinar with Pula followed by a Dram of whisky but Marka and Kuna arrived with a carton of Krona. The next morning he woke with a Real Pounding headache. I should Taka my Lev now.

 

 

[Pilot Pete]

Sounds like you must dabble

 

In foreign currency

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Paddy goes to the surgery and says. .

I just realised it's Paddy and presumably in the UK, during this episode I guess he lost a few pounds.

 

 

[PA.]

Sounds like you must dabbleIn foreign currency

Only time I dabble in foreign currency is when I am holidays. Just looked up on the web for various currency names.

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Only time I dabble in foreign currency is when I am holidays.

Now you realise how that can be construed in this thread don't you ....