Countryfied Blonde

[Deskpilot]

Carol, a blonde city girl, marries a dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Carol 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

 

So then the farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the insemination man

 

arrives and knocks on the front door. Carol takes him down to the barn. They

 

walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him 'This is the one...right here.'

 

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy blonde, the man asks 'Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?

 

'That's simple; by the nail over its stall' Carol explains very confidently. Then

 

the man asks, 'What's the nail for?' She turns and starts to walk away and

 

with complete confidence, says over her shoulder ...... 'I assume it's to hang

 

your trousers on!'

 

 

[planedriver]

True story "no bull"

 

 

[planet47]

That is actually funny!!!

 

 

[Deskpilot]

That is actually funny!!!

Er, that's why it's posted under "laughter"

 

 

[facthunter]

With an"S" added it's not funny... Slaughter For cows and bulls etc. That joke reminds me of a Camel joke and a high ranking british officer. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Ha, after reading that on I'll be laughing for heifer and heifer!

 

 

[Marty_d]

With an"S" added it's not funny... Slaughter For cows and bulls etc. That joke reminds me of a Camel joke and a high ranking british officer. Nev

That's a beauty... "Normally we just ride it into town, sir..."

 

 

[facthunter]

That's the one Marty. Imagine how you would feel. Nev

 

 

[Marty_d]

Reminds me of the one about Yanos the Greek...

 

Yanos is a tour guide showing a group of tourists around his village.

 

"You see this house? I design this house. But nobody call me 'Yanos the architect'."

 

A little while later the group is down at the harbour.

 

"You see this sailboat? I make this sailboat. But nobody call me 'Yanos the boat builder'."

 

Shortly after he's showing them the local municipal buildings.

 

"You see this buildings? I ran the council here for a time. But nobody call me 'Yanos the mayor'."

 

Yanos sighs sadly and shakes his head. "But you f*ck one goat...!"