New Qantas theme song

[Guest VH-TJT]

Hot off the LAME songbook:

 

WE'VE BEEN TO CITIES WHERE LABOUR IS CHEAP

 

AND AUSTRALIAN JOBS YOUR QANTAS CANT KEEP

 

BUT WE REALISE MARKETING NEEDS US TO DRONE

 

THAT WE STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME

 

AUSTRALIANS KEEP TRAVELLING, THEY'RE HARD TO BEAT

 

BUT WE WANT THEM TO PUT ALL THEIR BUMS ON OUR SEATS

 

WHILE WE MAKE THEM REDUNDANT WE'LL CONTINUE TO BLEAT

 

THAT WE STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME

 

WE'VE DONE IT TO CABIN CREW THEY WERE THE FIRST

 

AND THE MAINTENANCE GUYS - WELL THEY WERE THE WORST

 

NOW THE GEEKS IN I T ARE ALL COPPING A BURST

 

IF THEY CALL AUSTRALIA HOME

 

(the soppy bit...)

 

ALL THOSE SONS AND DAUGHTERS FIRED FROM THEIR JOBS

 

ONTO THE DOLE QUEUES WE'VE HURLED

 

WE'VE TAUGHT THEM A LESSON, (IT'LL DO THEM GOOD)

 

THAT THEY'RE SCREWED IN THE GLOBAL WORLD

 

AND SOMEDAY WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER ONCE MORE

 

WHEN THE QANTAS HEAD OFFICE IS IN BANGALORE

 

AND YOU'LL REALISE FINALLY WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN LYING

 

WHEN WE'LL STILL CALL AUSTRALIA....HOME