Aviation Puns

[Guest Glenn]

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

 

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

 

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

 

During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

 

I have more.... :)

 

 

[Guest Crash Lander]

I have more.... :)

And you admit to that of your own free will?

 

:lol: :lol:

 

 

[Guest Chainsaw]

Oh dear...

 

and all you lot thought I was bad!

 

 

[Guest Glenn]

Must be contagious

 

Before an airline changes a process they have to have a pilot project to find out if the idea will fly

 

An astronaut who fails on a weightlessness experiment must be aware of the gravity of the situation

 

 

[Uncle Chop Chop]

Oh dear...and all you lot thought I was bad!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

No your still worse :lol: :lol:

 

Where do you pull these from Glenn? Sme of them are qiute good.

 

 

[Guest Glenn]

I could tell you but then I would have to get chainy to chainsaw you

 

 

[Guest Chainsaw]

That's a CUTTING comment Glenny!

 

 

[Guest Glenn]

Cuts pretty deep doesn't it?

 

 

[Guest Chainsaw]

:P