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Guest Thrasher
Posted

Round Engines

 

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Death to the turbines!

 

We gotta get rid of these turbines, they are ruining aviation.

 

We need to go back to big round engines.

 

Anybody can start a turbine, you just need to move a switch from"OFF" to "START," and then remember to move it back to "ON" after

 

a while.

 

My PC is harder to start.

 

Cranking a round engine requires skill, finesse and style. On some planes, the pilots aren't even allowed to do it.

 

Turbines start by whining for a while, then give a small lady-like poot and start whining louder.

 

Round engines give a satisfying rattle-rattle, click-click, BANG, more rattles, another BANG, a big macho fart or two, more clicks, a lot of smoke and finally a serious low pitched

 

roar.

 

We like that. It's a blokey thing.

 

When you start a round engine, your mind is engaged and you can concentrate on the flight ahead. Starting a turbine is like flicking on a ceiling fan: Useful, but hardly exciting.

 

Turbines don't break often enough, leading to aircrew boredom,complacency and inattention.

 

A round engine at speed looks and sounds like it's going to blow at any minute.

 

This helps concentrate the mind.

 

Turbines don't have enough control levers to keep a pilot's attention. There's nothing to fiddle with during long flights.

 

Turbines smell like a Boy Scout camp full of Coleman lanterns.

 

Round engined planes smell like God intended flying machines to smell.

 

I think I hear the nurse coming down the hall. I gotta go.

 

 

Guest Chainsaw
Posted

Thrasher you are a clever man and very very correct. You just cant beat the sound of round.

 

Jets don't light my candle.

 

 

  • 3 weeks later...
Guest g_i_jack029
Posted

HAHAHAHAHA Good Job Thrasher, GOTA LOVE THE SOUND OF ROUND!!!

 

 

Guest Chainsaw
Posted

Jack,

 

You are one clever fella :)

 

 

Posted

If you had the chance to own an engine what 1 would it be? A Trent 90 off the Boeing 777 (worlds largest Jet Engine) or a Radial Engine off a DC-3?

 

DC-3 fr me Sir and I am sure not the ast 1 to say that.

 

 

Posted

It's actually a GE90 made by General Electric.

 

Round engines are not only on the DC-3, they are on many aircraft. In particular Yak's, Nanchangs etc... Nothing beats that sound though.

 

 

Guest David747
Posted
If you had the chance to own an engine what 1 would it be?

A Boeing 747 Classic and 400 Rolls Royce Engine. :P I just love the sound of a Rolls Royce powered Boeing 747 on take off! 8)

 

David...

 

 

Guest g_i_jack029
Posted

Love the sound of round but Turbines are still good

 

full afterburner on a F-16 or F-14 that doesn't light my candle.......it Blows it away!!!!!

 

LOVE THAT ROAR

 

 

Guest g_i_jack029
Posted

.........Sorry Chainsaw, i'm not too clever then.

 

LOVE SOUND OF ROUND

 

LOVE SOUND OF AFTERBURNER

 

...............I LOVE PLANES, round or turbine

 

 

Guest Chainsaw
Posted

mmm just as well Jack that you put the Round first. LOL

 

 

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Ahh! The days of the DC6; sitting in the back rows at night feeling the rumble of the big P&W 2800 and seeing the little blue flame at the end of a red hot exhaust, when flying was a little more genteel than it is now.

 

Those were the days!!!!

 

 

  • 1 year later...
Posted

Sounds great but I love them better when doing a fly by 001_smile.gif.2cb759f06c4678ed4757932a99c02fa0.gif

 

 

Posted

Aeronca C3: there's an account in Herschel Smith's "Aircraft Piston Engines" of one such aircraft (if they truly deserve that title) seeming to perform a little sluggishly and, after landing, it was discovered that one cylinder (of the two...) was cold. Hmmmm ... a one cylinder aeroplane :eek2:

 

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Posted

Yes quite agreed - what a wonderful sound the Trojan makes ... and if there's anything better than one good sounding round engine, it's TWO !

 

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Posted

Sometimes 2 x 2800=4000 (horsepower...)

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IM6nXsdQc]YouTube - Grumman F-7F Tigercat Demonstration - 4,000+ Horsepower ![/ame]

 

 

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