15 airline Advertising slogans

[Guest g_i_jack029]

15 Flight Advertising Slogans

 

1. Join our frequent near-miss program.

 

2. On flights, all sections are smoking sections.

 

3. Inquire about our out-of-court settlements.

 

4. Our staff have had lots of experience contacting & counseling next-of-kin.

 

5. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

 

6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

 

7. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

 

8. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

 

9. A real man lands where he wants to.

 

10. We may be landing on your street.

 

11. Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

 

12. Bring a Swim suit.

 

13. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

 

14. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

 

15. Fly with us and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

 

 

[Guest Glenn]

Moved to aviation humour

 

 

[Guest g_i_jack029]

oh, didn't see that sorry

 

 

[Guest OzChris]

haha - these are good...

 

 

[Uncle Chop Chop]

Very Clever.