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Guest Michael Coates
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Wit and Wisdom from Military Manuals, etc.

 

 

 

 

 

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you

 

 

 

least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left

 

 

 

of your unit."

 

 

 

 

- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

 

 

 

 

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"Aim towards the Enemy"

 

 

 

 

- Instructions printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

 

 

 

 

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"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

 

 

 

 

- U.S. Marine Corps

 

 

 

 

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"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are

 

 

 

guaranteed always to hit the ground."

 

 

 

 

- USAF Ammo Troop

 

 

 

 

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"If the Enemy is in range, so are you."

 

 

 

 

- Infantry Journal

 

 

 

 

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"It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you just bombed"

 

 

 

 

- U.S. Air Force Manual

 

 

 

 

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"Whoever said the pen is mightier then the sword obviously never

 

 

 

encountered automatic weapons."

 

 

- General MacArthur

 

 

 

 

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"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

 

 

 

 

- Infantry Journal

 

 

 

 

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"You, you, and you. Panic. The rest of you come with me."

 

 

 

 

- U.S. Marine Gunnery Sgt. (Mgysgt5)

 

 

 

 

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"Tracers work both ways."

 

 

 

 

- U.S. Army Ordnance

 

 

 

 

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"Five second fuses only last three seconds"

 

 

 

 

- Infantry Journal

 

 

 

 

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"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever

 

 

 

volunteer to do anything."

 

 

 

 

- U.S. Navy Swabbie

 

 

 

 

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"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

 

 

 

 

- David Hackworth

 

 

 

 

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"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."

 

 

 

 

- Infantry Journal

 

 

 

 

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"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

 

 

 

 

- Joe Gay

 

 

 

 

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"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."

 

 

 

 

- unknown

 

 

 

 

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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

 

 

 

 

- Unknown Marine Recruit

 

 

 

 

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"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

 

 

 

 

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"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him and try to keep up."

 

 

 

 

- USAF Ammo Troop

 

 

 

 

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"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3."

 

 

 

 

- Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

 

 

 

 

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"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

 

 

 

 

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"Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than

 

 

 

submarines in the sky."

 

 

 

 

- From an old carrier sailor

 

 

 

 

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"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably

 

 

 

a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."

 

 

 

 

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"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have

 

 

 

enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

 

 

 

 

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"Without munitions, the USAF would be just another expensive flying

 

 

 

club."

 

 

 

 

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"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?

 

 

 

If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up.... The pilot

 

 

 

dies."

 

 

 

 

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"Never trade luck for skill."

 

 

 

 

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The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation

 

 

 

are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And "Oh S...!"

 

 

 

 

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"Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers."

 

 

 

 

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"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to complete the

 

 

 

flight successfully."

 

 

 

 

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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we've never left one up there!"

 

 

 

 

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"Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag to

 

 

 

store dead batteries."

 

 

 

 

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"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your flight to a

 

 

 

person on the ground who is incapable of understanding or doing

 

 

 

anything about it."

 

 

 

 

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"The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just

 

 

 

barely kill you."

 

 

 

 

- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

 

 

 

 

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"A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to

 

 

 

its maximum."

 

 

 

 

- Jon McBride, astronaut

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the

 

 

 

crash as possible."

 

 

 

 

- Bob Hoover (renowned aerobatic and test pilot )

 

 

 

 

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"Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you."

 

 

 

 

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"There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime."

 

 

 

 

- Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970

 

 

 

 

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"If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to."

 

 

 

Guest OzChris
Posted

haha - they are great Michael...

 

This one makes me laugh:

 

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

Guest Michael Coates
Posted

I am pretty sure thats from Kingsford Smith >>>

 

 

Guest Chainsaw
Posted

Love the rotorhead bashing ones heh heh heh.

 

I don't like those dang things.

 

 

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