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Guest thrasher
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Prenuptual Agreement

 

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

 

She said: I want to keep my house.

 

He said that's fine with me.

 

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.

 

He said: That's fine with me.

 

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.

 

He said: That's fine with me...Put me down for Fridays

 

 

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