Guest thrasher Posted August 7, 2007 Posted August 7, 2007 A blonde's year in review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh, bottles won't fit in typewriter! March - Got excited . finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said "2-4 years"! April - Trapped on escal ator for hours - power went out! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid - 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June - Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition - learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm - car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C" - isn't it? October - Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911. Duh, there's no "eleven" button on the phone! Phew! What a year!
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