Things you will never hear from your GPS

[red750]

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" .

 

"Sorry, I had the map upside down".

 

"Sorry, I meant 'Turn Right' ".

 

If you can think of any more, please add....

 

Peter.

 

 

[facthunter]

Insert coin now.. Game over. You crashed. Nev

 

 

[Mick]

"We need to turn right................... back there!?!?"

 

 

[bexrbetter]

""Sorry, I meant 'Turn Right' ".

 

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please allow me to translate this into Chinese for you ...

 

"stop right now in the middle of the road" - and by road I am including 3 lane Freeways with 120kmh speed limit regardless of which lane you are in.

 

 

[Nev25]

Turn it up I like this song

 

 

[cscotthendry]

Ooops! We should have turned back there.

 

 

[Guest Howard Hughes]

Sorry, I meant 'Turn Right'

 

"We need to turn right................... back there!?!?"

No, no, the other right...;)

 

 

[Mick]

No, no, the other right...;)

HH when has my wife navigated for you????

 

 

[ayavner]

mine is very irritating, it will say "keep to the left" by which he means keep to the left side of the right fork you are supposed to take, by whcih point you've already taken the left one and there's no direct way back...

 

 

[ayavner]

yes, "he"... we call him "Nigel"

 

 

[billwoodmason]

I've had that happen to me, bit painful in city traffic for a country boy.

 

 

[Zibi]

mine is very irritating, it will say "keep to the left" by which he means keep to the left side of the right fork you are supposed to take, by whcih point you've already taken the left one and there's no direct way back...

Mine does that too.

To make it even worse it will very often tell me to keep left when it means turn left but also the opposite tells me to turn left (or right) when there's just a slight curve in the road and it shouldn't be saying anything or just keep left / right.

 

 

[c722352]

Mine really hates Brisbane and tells me so in an Irish accent

 

 

[M61A1]

please allow me to translate this into Chinese for you ..."stop right now in the middle of the road" - and by road I am including 3 lane Freeways with 120kmh speed limit regardless of which lane you are in.

That could just as well be anywhere in SE QLD. Except the 120 km bit , too much nanny for that.

 

 

[Cosmick]

I'd like one with a very sexy female voice that talks dirty.

 

 

[facthunter]

Keep your mind on flying, and your imagination in check. Nev

 

 

[Cosmick]

Keep your mind on flying, and your imagination in check. Nev

While your driving ?

 

 

[facthunter]

Well, you would be better with the nagging wife version to keep your mind on the road. Nev

 

 

[Cosmick]

Well, you would be better with the nagging wife version to keep your mind on the road. Nev

That's the one that's guaranteed to get you lost because it only thinks it knows where it is going.

 

 

[facthunter]

Are you a bachelor? Married men KNOW their wives are always right. It's fundamental knowledge. Nev

 

 

[cherk]

I'd like one with a very sexy female voice that talks dirty.

Mines in Swedish, No idea what SHE says........but I'd LIKE to meet HER

 

 

[Cosmick]

No Nev,

 

Betroved 32 years, we've finally worked out how to live amicably, she has her horses and I have my flying, but you are right and yes she is always ......

 

 

[facthunter]

I have to say horses are a bad sign. You have to show them who's boss. OK I get it now. It all fits. Just accept your fate.. Nev

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Mines in Swedish, No idea what SHE says........but I'd LIKE to meet HER

My car reverse warning is in Chinese, female voice and it calls down the distance - i.e. 0.8 mtrs, 0.4 mtrs, STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! in a panicked voice just like a woman.

 

 

[PA.]

My car reverse warning is in Chinese, female voice and it calls down the distance - i.e. 0.8 mtrs, 0.4 mtrs, STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! in a panicked voice just like a woman.

Sure there isn't a Chinese woman hiding in the boot?