red750 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" . "Sorry, I had the map upside down". "Sorry, I meant 'Turn Right' ". If you can think of any more, please add.... Peter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Insert coin now.. Game over. You crashed. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 "We need to turn right................... back there!?!?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 ""Sorry, I meant 'Turn Right' ". . please allow me to translate this into Chinese for you ... "stop right now in the middle of the road" - and by road I am including 3 lane Freeways with 120kmh speed limit regardless of which lane you are in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev25 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Turn it up I like this song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Ooops! We should have turned back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howard Hughes Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Sorry, I meant 'Turn Right' "We need to turn right................... back there!?!?" No, no, the other right...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 No, no, the other right...;) HH when has my wife navigated for you???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 mine is very irritating, it will say "keep to the left" by which he means keep to the left side of the right fork you are supposed to take, by whcih point you've already taken the left one and there's no direct way back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 yes, "he"... we call him "Nigel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billwoodmason Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 I've had that happen to me, bit painful in city traffic for a country boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zibi Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 mine is very irritating, it will say "keep to the left" by which he means keep to the left side of the right fork you are supposed to take, by whcih point you've already taken the left one and there's no direct way back... Mine does that too. To make it even worse it will very often tell me to keep left when it means turn left but also the opposite tells me to turn left (or right) when there's just a slight curve in the road and it shouldn't be saying anything or just keep left / right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c722352 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Mine really hates Brisbane and tells me so in an Irish accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 please allow me to translate this into Chinese for you ..."stop right now in the middle of the road" - and by road I am including 3 lane Freeways with 120kmh speed limit regardless of which lane you are in. That could just as well be anywhere in SE QLD. Except the 120 km bit , too much nanny for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 I'd like one with a very sexy female voice that talks dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Keep your mind on flying, and your imagination in check. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Keep your mind on flying, and your imagination in check. Nev While your driving ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Well, you would be better with the nagging wife version to keep your mind on the road. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 Well, you would be better with the nagging wife version to keep your mind on the road. Nev That's the one that's guaranteed to get you lost because it only thinks it knows where it is going. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Are you a bachelor? Married men KNOW their wives are always right. It's fundamental knowledge. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherk Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I'd like one with a very sexy female voice that talks dirty. Mines in Swedish, No idea what SHE says........but I'd LIKE to meet HER 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 No Nev, Betroved 32 years, we've finally worked out how to live amicably, she has her horses and I have my flying, but you are right and yes she is always ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I have to say horses are a bad sign. You have to show them who's boss. OK I get it now. It all fits. Just accept your fate.. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Mines in Swedish, No idea what SHE says........but I'd LIKE to meet HER My car reverse warning is in Chinese, female voice and it calls down the distance - i.e. 0.8 mtrs, 0.4 mtrs, STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! in a panicked voice just like a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 My car reverse warning is in Chinese, female voice and it calls down the distance - i.e. 0.8 mtrs, 0.4 mtrs, STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! in a panicked voice just like a woman. Sure there isn't a Chinese woman hiding in the boot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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