Things you will never hear from your GPS

[bexrbetter]

Sure there isn't a Chinese woman hiding in the boot?

(Shhh, everyone will want one.)

 

 

[facthunter]

They are in short supply in China. Nev

 

 

[MrH]

Mine (I call it "Naglady") keeps telling me ..."Bear left...."

 

I'm still looking but haven't seen one

 

H

 

 

[Marty_d]

Mines in Swedish, No idea what SHE says........but I'd LIKE to meet HER

She probably looks like Amanda Vandstone with pigtails. I saw a documentary on phone sex once, it's amazing what a size 20, 50 year old woman can earn while painting her kitchen.

 

 

[planedriver]

You think you've got problems?

 

I bought my NavMan from a lady on Ebay.

 

The bloody thing keeps taking me pass all the dress shops.

 

 

[Oksinay]

GPS - Shorter trips, longer marriages

 

 

[flying dog]

"You are going in the wrong direction".

 

 

[eightyknots]

She probably looks like Amanda Vandstone with pigtails. I saw a documentary on phone sex once, it's amazing what a size 20, 50 year old woman can earn while painting her kitchen.

You watch interesting documentaries Marty!

 

 

[Marty_d]

You watch interesting documentaries Marty!

SBS can be an interesting place to pause on while channel surfing at night!

 

 

[Phil Perry]

Mine really hates Brisbane and tells me so in an Irish accent

Following on from your suggestion,. . .

 

I like the idea of a GPS voice which changes accents as you cross borders,. . . not much good in OZ I know, as they all have the same accent, spoken quickly or very slowly depending upon how hot or not it is in that state. . . . . but I'd just love to hear the nice lady voice change into Billy Connolly cursing like mad as I drive across the border into Scotland and make the slightest nav error. . . . .

 

 

[Marty_d]

Following on from your suggestion,. . .I like the idea of a GPS voice which changes accents as you cross borders,. . . not much good in OZ I know, as they all have the same accent, spoken quickly or very slowly depending upon how hot or not it is in that state. . . . . but I'd just love to hear the nice lady voice change into Billy Connolly cursing like mad as I drive across the border into Scotland and make the slightest nav error. . . . .

That'd give Cherk a shock. (post #21)