Governments Spending of our Taxes Wisely

[Guest john]

The Federal Government requires to raise the borrowing limit so that they don't run out of money. Below is an example of how wisely our tax money is actually spent.

 

The CSIRO had previously determined that between Noonamah & Palmerston in the Northern Territory there had been some 200 dead crows spread along this section of the highway, & were concerned that they may have died from Avian Flu.

 

The Territory Government approved for the CSIRO to investigate this matter, & the CSIRO consulted a bird pathologist to examine the remains of all of the dead crows. The pathologist determined that the cause of death was definitely not as a result of the Avian Flu, much to everyones relief, however the pathologist went onto say that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks & only 2% were killed by car impact ( didn't know there was a difference).

 

The Territory Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck verses car kills.

 

After 18 months of research & $2.7 million dollars of our hard earned money having been spent on this project, the Ornithological Behavourist determined the cause of the deaths, whereby when the crows eat road kill, they always set up a look out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger, & the probable conclusion was that the look out crow could say "CAR" but he could not say "TRUCK".

 

This gives us little people some meaningful understanding as to why our Federal Government needs to borrow more money at our expense.