Woodpecker Differences

[Guest john]

This Aussy woodpecker & the Yanky woodpecker were in Australia arguing which country had the toughest trees. The Aussy woodpecker showed the Yankee an Australian type of tree that no woodpecker could peck.

 

The Yankee woodpecker accepted the Aussies challenge & promptly pecked a hole in the unpeckable Australian tree. The Aussy woodpecker was amazed. The Yankee woodpecker then challenged the Aussy woodpecker to try & peck a type of tree in America that was absolutely impeccable.

 

The Aussy woodpecker expressed confidence that he could penetrate this type of unpeckable tree & accepted the challenge. The 2 of them then flew to America where the Aussy woodpecker successfully pecked the unpeckable tree, without almost breaking a sweat.

 

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused & questioned how a Yankee could peck the Aussy tree & the Aussy woodpecker was able to peck the unpeckable Yankee tree.

 

After much woodpecker pondering they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently Tiger Woods & Shane Warne were right , when they said your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I will NOT be telling my wife that one.

 

 

[planedriver]

She might tell you to go and fly your kite!