Irish Wit

[Guest john]

1. The Barman said to O'Flaherty, "Will you be having another drink because your glass is empty."

 

OFlaherty replied, "And why would I be wanting 2 empty glasses?.

 

2. Paddy & Shaumus were hitchiking. "Its best we split up" said Paddy (because no cars would stop for the 2 of them.) "I will meet you in the next town under the town hall clock".

 

Later that night Shamus was waiting at the appointed location when Paddy drove up in a sports car.

 

"Where the hell did you get that sports car"?

 

Paddy explained that he had just walked a little further on after splitting up when a lovely blonde lady picked him up. She drove into the nearby woods, got out of the sports car & took off all her clothes. She said I could have anything I wanted, so I took the car.

 

"Good choice said Shaumus , because you would have looked kinky in her clothes".

 

 

[bexrbetter]

When I saw the title I was only expecting half a post......