Another snowy day in Dublin

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On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in

 

Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the

 

announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You

 

must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the

 

Snow ploughs can get through. "So the good wife went out and moved her

 

car.

 

 

 

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the

 

radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

 

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the

 

snow ploughs can get through. "The good wife went out and moved her car

 

again.

 

 

 

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the

 

radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.

 

You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was

 

very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't

 

know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the

 

snow ploughs can get through?"

 

 

 

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all

 

men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

 

 

 

"Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this

 

time."

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't see it coming either