Guest john Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 1. Paddy hobbled into the Doctors Surgery waiting room. While he is sitting there waiting to see the Doctor he says to himself, "I hope the Doctor finds something wrong with me today because I'd hate to feel like this if I was well". 2. Murphy arrived home late 1 night drunk as a skunk. As he stumbled through the front door his wife who was in bed sound asleep was woken by the sound of the slamming door. She then yelled out, "Is that you Murphy?" "Byjasis it dammed better be he replied". 3. On his way home 1 night Paddy dropped into the pub. He saw Murphy with a large bag on the floor & asked Murphy what was in the bag. Murphy then said to him, "If you can guess how many chooks I have in this bag, you can have both of them." Paddy replied, "3".
facthunter Posted November 24, 2013 Posted November 24, 2013 The poor Irish get picked on, to be sure, It's the Belge and Poles further east. Nev
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