The Unwelcomed Visitor

[Guest john]

The wife is at home on her own just finishing breakfast when she hears a knock at the front door. She goes to the door & opens the door to see a well dressed man standing there. He asks the lady if she likes sex? She refused to answer & slammed the door in his face.

 

At about the same time next morning, there is another knock at the front door & again the lady of the house goes to open the door & is confronted by the same well dressed man. He again asks her if she likes sex, & in disgust the lady slammed the door again without speaking to him.

 

Later that day when her husband arrived home from work she tells him of the unexpected & unpleasant happenings of the past 2 days. The husband then told his wife that he would take the next couple of days off work to stay home in the event the same unexpected man came to the front door.

 

Lo & behold the next morning soon after breakfast, there was a knock at the door. The husband whispered to his wife , "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the front door & listen to what this guy says to you if it is the same man that has knocked on the front door these 2 previous days only to upset you, & if this guy asks you the same question again answer YES, & I will then have an altercation with him".

 

Sure enough the same unexpected guy asks the lady again if she likes SEX & the lady replied "YES".

 

The unwelcome guy then replies to the lady , "Good then tell your unfaithfull husband to leave my wife alone & start having SEX with you instead".