Ethel the Widow

[Guest john]

Ethel the Retired Pilots Widow

 

Ethel had been happily married to Fred for 50 years who was a retired Airline Pilot for Elcheapo Airlines . Ethel & Fred had a very active sex life together but he died 12 months ago, which left Ethel now feeling lonely as she was a bit of a nymphomaniac. She decided to take a toured bus trip to the outback with the local Pensioners League & on arrival at the Motel for the evening stayover she looked in the local telephone directory for what escort services were available in that area. She found a full page advertisement for a guy who called himself Tender Tony, & the ad said he was very handsome, with assorted physical skills, having the right muscles in all the correct places, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, & 6 pack abs. Ethel felt that she could bounce a quarter off this well oiled guy. She then picked up the phone in the Motel room & when the male on the other end of the phone answered & said can I help you, Ethel said in reply " Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my motel room & give me 1. I should be straight with you, I'm in town tonight & I really want sex. I want it hot & I want it now,we'll go hot all night, now how does that sound ?"

 

The male voice on the phone said " That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 on your phone in the motel room for an outside line".