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BBC News: An ultra-light plane has crashed into a Ferris wheel in a village north of Sydney, trapping four people, Australian officials say.

 

Some people dream of being a pilot, others simply fail to see the attraction.

 

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Police in Glasgow have confirmed they have arrested a man who climbed on the roof of a pub to paint 'HAPPY ST. ANDREWS DAY' in giant white letters.

 

Fortunately they managed to stop him after he only had time to finish the 'H'

 

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I was in a pub in Glasgow last night and it was utter chaos, smoke everywhere, people screaming, fighting, spilled beer and men trampling each other in a blind panic to be free. Then, to make matters worse, a f**king helicopter crashed through the roof.

 

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Amazon has announced that is has been testing drones for deliveries.

 

However initial tests in Glasgow have met with mixed results.

 

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Shocking news unfolding on our TV screens right now from Glasgow.

 

Hundreds of Scots leaving a pub before last orders

 

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Where can I book one of those helicopter rides that drop you off at the pub?

 

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I went into a pub in Glasgow last night, and must admit, I thought they had gone overboard with the ceiling fan.

 

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So the Scottish Government are asking the UK what help they will be giving victims of the Glasgow helicopter crash.

 

Personally, I'd give them none.

 

There's your independence for you.

 

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BBC News: Bird may have caused Red Arrow crash.

 

I knew a woman would be involved somehow!

 

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Emergency services trying to free people from the bar in Glasgow that a helicopter crashed into have said progress is "difficult."

 

I'm not surprised. Have you ever tried getting a Scot out of a pub after 10 pints?