Aged Care Happiness

[Guest john]

Bill the 80 year old widow who resided at the Eventide Senior Citizens Village, started talking to Ethel the 75 year old Spinster who had recently taken up residence at the same Aged Care Home. Bill who was still frisky & still had all his facilities, eventually plucked up enough courage & invited Ethel for a weekend trip away on the Aged Care bus, which she graciously accepted. The trip away required an overnight stay at the country motel.

 

Before the weekend trip, Bill went shopping with Ethel, & went to the local Chemist shop to buy a dozen condoms. The Female Shop Assistant trying to save the elderly couple some money, said to Bill & Ethel, that there would be no need to waste your hard earned money in buying condoms because it is unlikely that any women could become pregnant at 75 years of age .

 

Bill then said to the Female Shop Assistant: "Its not that, because I only hope that Ethel will just love the smell of burning rubber".