Job for life ..

[bexrbetter]

A dedicated Union Worker was attending a convention in Canberra and decided to check out the local brothels.

 

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

 

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

 

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

 

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

 

Offended at such unfair dealings, the Union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.

 

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

 

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

 

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

 

"That's more like it!" the Union man said.

 

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

 

"I'd like her," he said.

 

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

 

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,

 

"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to

 

the Union rules, she's next."