New Years Eve party tonight........

[Guest Maj Millard]

...at Majs country estate. All welcome, but attending females must come naked, or semi-naked. Under no circumstances will any male nakedness, (in any form) be tolerated . All attending females must be accompanied by at least one, or more, other females.

 

Females will be requested to leave the premises immediately, if found to be behaving in a lewd or unfemalelike manner . Any male found to be behaving in a manner not becoming a gentleman, will be asked to leave also, and may or may not be required to leave with any offending female involved... They may, or may not be asked to re attend next years function.

 

BYO , music and ambiance will be provided.......breakfast will be served promptly at 05 30 am the following morning.....urinating into the fire pit by either sex, as occurred at last years' party, at any time, will not be tolerated ..

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR..............ALL...!!!

 

 

[facthunter]

Setting a high standard there Maj. Nev

 

 

[farri]

... Under no circumstances will any male nakedness, (in any form) be tolerated . HAPPY NEW YEARS ...ALL...!!!

Ross! I didn`t think you were sexist!.... What happened to equality?

 

Cheers and a happy new year to you and everyone at your party.

 

Frank.

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

Ross! I didn`t think you were sexist!.... What happened to equality? Cheers and a happy new year to you and everyone at your party.

 

Frank.

Only sexist Frank when there are females around !......Dacorum has to be maintained.....Maj....

 

 

[Yenn]

Is the ambience to get them to medical help,

 

have a good one Ross

 

 

[facthunter]

It is when they become non-ambulatory. ( legless) Nev

 

 

[Riley]

Apropos to Maj's "no urinating in the fire pit" ruling perhaps this epistle will explain his reasoning......

 

A couple of aviators lived on the same airpark in FNQ. They were the best of mates and Bill's oldest boy was a high school sweetheart of Graham's only daughter, Lucy. All was well till one morning at the clubhouse as mad as hell, Graham says "Bill, from now you on keep that boy away from my place!" "Hows that?" asks Bill, "what's he done?" 'He pissed in the snow right in front of my place" says Graham (it gets cold in FNQ). "So what's the big deal, surely there's no real harm in that" says Bill. "No harm!" yells Graham, "Dammit, he pissed so it spelled Lucy's name in the snow!". "Well the boy shouldn't have done that but I don't see it being bad enough to raise all this fuss" states Bill. "Well I sure as hell do" yells Graham "there were two sets of footprints and I for damn sure can recognize my own daughter's handwriting!"

 

Hope it doesn't snow in Townsville tonight Maj. All the very best to everyone for 2014.

 

 

[Kyle Communications]

woohoo pissup at Maj's

 

 

[Guest ozzie]

Aren't parties illegal in Qld?

 

 

[Russ]

only if you've got tattoos, and ride a harley

 

 

[shafs64]

can I wear my fishnet stocking?

 

 

[facthunter]

No Alex. It didn't look good the first time. There has to be more than 3 in Qld. That's more friends than Campbell has so that's a good number and doesn't tax the counting ability of all. Lock em down for 23 hours a day. that'll show em who's boss. Nev

 

 

[Kyle Communications]

can I wear my fishnet stocking?

Certainly frankenfurter

 

 

[DrZoos]

So your offering freemedicals, but only to some..

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

can I wear my fishnet stocking?

Of course Shaftsy, I'd be disappointed if you didn't !......

 

 

[Kyle Communications]

So Maj?..you recovered yet?…any of those naked women still there….you know now what they are like in the daylight and hungover

 

 

[facthunter]

And you are not looking at them through the bottom of a beer glass. Nev

 

 

[Guest Maj Millard]

T

 

So Maj?..you recovered yet?…any of those naked women still there….you know now what they are like in the daylight and hungover

Tell me about it !..........