Guest john Posted January 7, 2014 Posted January 7, 2014 Fred the interstate truckie had been driving back & forth between Melbourne & Perth along the Eyre Highway for 3 lonely whole weeks without a days break. On arrival in Kalgoorlie, he decided that because he was feeling lonely, he would stop for a bit of pleasure at the truckies knock shop. Upon entry to this house of illfame he walked up to the receptionists desk & said to the Madam behind the desk "Here's $500.00, could you please provide me with the ugliest female you have in the house & a plate of burnt fillett steak & chips". The madam responded by saying to Fred, "For that kind of money you could have the finest lady in the house for as long as you desire & a beautifully cooked 3 course meal instead of what you had previously requested". Fred then said to the Madam, "I'm not randy, I'm homesick".
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