Phil Perry Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 A couple of guys in Delhi accidentally snorted Madras curry powder instead of cocaine. . . . . . > > > > > The first guy ended up with a dodgy TIKKAH. . . . . . > > > the other poor bloke is still in a KORMA . . . . . . + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + Two young men were arrested one night, the first one for drinking battery acid,. . . .and the second for eating fireworks. > > > > > > > The Police CHARGED the first bloke,. . . . > > > > > But the second bloke, . . . .? well,. . . .they just Let him off. . . . . . + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ++ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + Two Irishmen were walking along the road, and passed a sign which stated " TREE FELLERS WANTED" . . . . .Patrick said to Seamus. . . ." Sure and it''s a bloody shame dere's only the two of us. . . ." + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + Paddy was working on a building site in London when he found three hand grenades. Panicking,. . .he took them to the foreman and said " Sure Oive found dese tree hand grenades,. . . .What shall I do with em ? . . . the Foreman said,. . well, the safest thing to do is take them to the Police station Paddy,. . . . Paddy says. . .Well,. . . .what if one of 'em goes off ? . . . . . . . The foreman says. . . ." Paddy,. . .tell 'em you only found TWO. . . . .! " 1
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