Deskpilot Posted January 15, 2014 Posted January 15, 2014 Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson? A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies? A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes. 1 2 1
johnm Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 chances are the poms must win something ? .......................... soon ? could be good odds for a bet sometime
facthunter Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 There's some silly terms. Fancy thinking it's good to bowl a maiden over. sexist...Nev
johnm Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 and silly mid off ? ..................... is he the idiot in front of the batsman ?
mAgNeToDrOp Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 and silly mid off ? ..................... is he the idiot in front of the batsman ? Usually given to the newest/youngest team member, or if the captain doesn't like you..
kgwilson Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 How a few wins can boost confidence. Remember that we haven't had the ashes since 2007. Holding on to them may not be that easy
planedriver Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Poms like their baked beans, so they could easily get blown away:yikes:
Phil Perry Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson? A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommies? A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. Q. What's the difference between the Pommies and a funeral director?A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes. Lucky I'm HALF Pom Half Aussie Doug,. . . . . therefore only fifty percent devastated by current cricket humour ! ! ! ! ! ! Been having a good laugh down at the pub with my fairly fake Aussie Accent though . . . . .Phil
Kyle Communications Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Speaking of baked beans…watch this all the way to the end 1 1 1
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